Dog biscuits

A simple idea: dog biscuits. A dog does something good, it gets a biscuit. Take that theory, and apply it to the human life cycle. If a person does something right, they get something in return. Not so much... Everyone knows it, life isn't fair. Nor does it give a crap that you studied for 8 hours and got a D on your final (semi-true story). If you're like me, you have a dog, or two. They sometimes dont even have to do anything right in order to get a treat. Again, doesn't quite transalte to help us out.

In my household, if you're an animal (which I hope none of you reading this are), you're set. Note: this only applies to animals. If it were to help out everyone, I could sell tickets for over seven million dollars. Matinee tickets for six million. Luxury for the dogs, screaming and shouting for me. Good thing dogs cant understand english, or spanish, or afrikaans for that matter.

So, life, in general, isn't fair. As we look upon the tabloids we see unique instances of where a rather large dog biscuit has been served. But look closer and you will see that the "rather large dog biscuit" is ironically, made for dogs. Therefor, you have nothing to worry about. How did I reach that conclusion? Not sure really. I'll go back to what I've been saying this whole time. Life isn't fair. Everyone has a life don't they? If they don't chances are they arn't in the tabloids.

So if there is something that is bothering you while you're reading this, just think. Somewhere in the world there is someone who has gone through it already. And although there are no dog biscuits served to humans, life has strange ways of repaying us. So just go watch your favorite movie, and before you know it you'll have large check in your name written out for the amount of "happiness".

Remember: It's not always that easy

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